new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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