ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
