Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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