I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
How does one acquire holy water?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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