Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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