You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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