He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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