ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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