ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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