Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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