Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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