this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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