Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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