Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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