do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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