She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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