doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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