thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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