so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
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Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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