what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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