We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
A+ Viking dick
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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