I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Randomize
