I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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