I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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