question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wish i was in the wii world.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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