I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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