dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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