Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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