called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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