guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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