I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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