I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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