Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
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