i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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