If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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