Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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