If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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