you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Four minutes until I can fart!
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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