girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
