its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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