plz talk dirty to me
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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