I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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