these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
