Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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