sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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