My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
