why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
