Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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