Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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