I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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