GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Randomize
