hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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