ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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