I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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