Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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