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just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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